Wednesday, November 28, 2007

PeePee Snow

Woe is thou who licks the yellow snow!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Tuesday, November 20, 2007


My feelings are that you can be any thing you wanna be even another gender. You can't really help feeling uncomfortanle the way you are. What some biggest don't get is that in some states, like Hawaii, being transgendered acually isn't frowned apon and is sort of culture, they call them selfs the fafafine ( Fa-Fa-Fee-Nay ). Being transgendered
isn't wrong it just depends on how you look at it.

Monday, November 19, 2007

more dumb laws

Iowa-A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public

New York-A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

New York-Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

Tennessee-Hollow logs may not be sold.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Dumb laws

1.) South Dakota- If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

2.)Hawaii-Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears

3.) Texas-When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

4.)Virginia-It is illegal to tickle women.

O.k these are just stupid.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

My feeling on dating in middle school

every one in my school has a boyfriend or girl friend except me. my parents believe that if they can't drive, make their own money, or take you any where then they aren't really your boyfriend, which is true (to some degree). However there are boys at my school who are as old as 15 and can drive and can (and some do) earn their own money. So if i liked them and they just happened to like me back, does that make them my boyfriend? I feel that it's ok to have boyfriend as long as your not doin' PDA. My parents also don't let me talk on the phone to boys. What can it hurt??? Look all i'm sayin' is that parents need to lighten up a bit. Besides these days it not the little boys you gotta watch out for it's the girls there so mean and snobish. What every happend to girl code people?? Ya' know stickin' together, keepin' secrets', bein' nice to each other HUH HUH ?! I'm almost ashamed of what the female gender has become. Now the Males they can stay the same, yeah stay hot!!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Favorite Teacher

My favorite teacher at school is my art teacher 'cause she teaches my favorite subject, is fun and is totally unboring un like my other teachers (* cough* math * cough*). She is laid back and cool. shes not at all up tight and is really really super duper absolutle nice. I wish all my teachers where like her.

Monday, November 12, 2007

my artistic (autistic) family

I am so lucky to have a family that is so artistic. I love it 'cause i have alotta people to support me and my artwork. i think i got my "drawing genes" from my dad since mom can't even draw a stick figure. I remember staying up real late listening to my uncle ( who we will refer to as the BrassKnuckles) play his saxaphone until my grandmother came storming out demanding he go to bed! My uncle used to let me blow on his sax but i always kept on bitting and breaking the reed. Every once in a while i would blow a perfect note, and then i would try again, and this time i would break this read. Uncle BrassKnuckles would also bring home lots of other musicians, and they would stay over soooooooo long that i would soon start to refering to them as Uncle or Aunty. I love my uncle BrassKnuckles. Then there is my mom who wrote poems day and night. She would always be on the phone reading one her peoms to her friends. My mom has been a poet ever since she was a little girl.One the first poems my mom every wrote was silly poem about eating horses with rice. my mom and my uncle are just two of many in my crazy arty family!!!!!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

My Election Speech

If I were president, my law would be to make all school hours nine to eleven. My second rule would be, to make it able for students to elect their own principal. My third rule would be, that every parent would have to do what their child says and just to make sure that they follow through with this law, a soldier will be put in every home to tazer the parents when they do not listen to the kids. My fourth law would be that every child be supplied with two pounds of candy every two days. No child's bag will be allowed to empty. My fifth law would be that it was illegal for all schools to actually teach you stuff and have grades and have bells because bells are very annoying. School is a waste of time. How many kids do you think are going to grow up and actually use the information that you find in the textbooks. Sure a few know-it-all freaks are going to actually use this information but that's okay because nobody will remember them anyway. So vote for me for president.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Random info of the day

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007


one thing I absolutely love about my parents is that they accept all people and would let me try any religion I wanted ( accept maybe, devil worshipping). I used to be a Jahovah's witness, but my parents put a stop to that nonsense a few years after we moved. Jahovah's witnesses believe that all other religions are wrong. They want to change every body and are controling. But what they just don't see is that all religons are just about the same. For one, almost all religions have a god, a devil, and set of rules ( thats just about the same no matter what Bible you look in). I appreciate all other religions and plan to practice them all some day just for additional inrichment.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Saturday, November 03, 2007

types of pigs ( just for fun or out of stupidness)

random info of the day.

1.On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.

3.The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

4.A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

Me (siren)

its me!!!! I disided that since my blog name is siren i would make an avatar that's me in my siren form just like my profile. YEAH!Mermaidia the sho-octo-jelly fish. hope ya' love it.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Four random facts

1.)The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.

Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"


Thursday, November 01, 2007

Four random facts of the day

1.)The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

2.)Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

3.)The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

4.)The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

hope ya' like em'